I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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