if i can run in heels then i can drive
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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