My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
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just found a carrot inside of a baby sock. living with toddlers is like living with tiny hammered people.
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
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Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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