i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
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