genius alert. I just invented a contraption made of toilet paper and rubber bands that makes it so your balls don't stick to your leg when you wake up from sleeping. I call it, The Balldozer
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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