Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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