when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
If I die, sorry about rent.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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