awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I just realized that "Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?" is in iambic pentameter. I'm going to write a poem...
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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