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I'm at some bar in brklyn... just made out with a guy named Owen.

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He is a pre-school teacher... just sang me a song about weather.

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(803): I'm at some bar in brklyn... just made out with a guy named Owen. (803): He is a pre-school teacher... just sang me a song about weather. http://tfl.nu/rlak

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New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache

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(860): New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache http://tfl.nu/a5vx

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(615): View more from Tennessee

New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs

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(615): New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs http://tfl.nu/ycoz

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Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages

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(803): Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages http://tfl.nu/95a0

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Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it

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(604): Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it http://tfl.nu/jw4z

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(248): View more from Michigan

Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke

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(248): Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke http://tfl.nu/ag71

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(407): View more from Florida

Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...

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(407): Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup... http://tfl.nu/530r

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I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"

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(916): I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences" http://tfl.nu/bi6b

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You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy

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(913): You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy http://tfl.nu/fi9p

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I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.

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(719): I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever. http://tfl.nu/sr0q

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(469): View more from Texas

Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?

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(469): Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right? http://tfl.nu/axfy

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There r osticjed everywhere

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(248): There r osticjed everywhere http://tfl.nu/gpnb

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then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.

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(817): then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand. http://tfl.nu/4p59

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(518): View more from New York

Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.

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(518): Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone. http://tfl.nu/sx9j

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(631): View more from New York

if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org

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.org?

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yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.

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(631): if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org (516): .org? (631): yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night. http://tfl.nu/4hpr

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