you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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