Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
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