and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
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We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
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Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
Randomize
