I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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