She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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