I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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