I wanna bring you to show and tell
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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