I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
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