If i come over, it means nothing
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
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