they need to just BURY HIM!
apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
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He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
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I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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