I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
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