your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
woke up in my one night stand's bed and barfed all over her floor. she came back from the bathroom, looked at the vomit, looked at me and said "normally i'd tell you to clean it and get the fuck out, but i remember the sex was good, so i'll let it go." Score.
two words...techno handjob
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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