The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
I'm too drunk to remember your name. I'm too drunk to recall where i'm currently at. And i'm too drunk to give a shit.
Randomize
