SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
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Wipe that smile off your face.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
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