maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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