I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
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No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
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He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
First Peyton Manning retires, and now the most interesting man in the world is retiring for Dos Equis. This is the worst week of my fucking life.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
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