Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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