the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
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