He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
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