So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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