I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
John Mayer's mother should have swallowed him when she had the chance.
As in blowjob or cannibalism?
I was thinking blowjob, but either would've been a better idea than giving him a record deal.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
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The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
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I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
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