Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
I'm at a crab and wine festival with my dad. He just introduced me as his girlfriend to all of his co-workers. I am so drunk I thought he was serious.
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
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I was the one passing out cake at the bars
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
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I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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