I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
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Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
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I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
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