ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
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