I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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