she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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