its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
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