yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
Randomize
