It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
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