i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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