Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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