I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
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the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
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I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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