dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
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on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
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I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
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