There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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