I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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