Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
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