so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
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dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
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I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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