Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
what is it with giant penises always finding me
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
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