Dude my mom stole all your condoms
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
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