Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
I'm bleeding and have questions
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
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