You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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