He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
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