I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
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