Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
we're out of white wine, toilet paper and windex... too hard to explain via text
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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