We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
I'm both gender and math confused
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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