We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
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Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
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Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
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