I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
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